Meet The Players
Not really many achievements, most thrown cups for a career ha ha.
"Let' Fucking Go!!!"
The most Humble player in AZBP
Luckey just continues to hit cups every time he steps on the table! it has been said he is not only the best player but the reason why he is because he doesnt talk about himself being the best! To much fun to be around and will always have a great time!!! Here are some of his accomplishments....
2 satty wins in 09 team famous, 1st in king of Az in 09, tied for 16th in singles in World Series of Beer Pong 4, tied for 39th in World Series of Beer Pong 4 team famous, 2nd in king of Az in 2010, 4th in East coast beer pong championships team stupid fuckin easy... Am I missing anything??
"AY Girl Ay"
Member of Team Boobs for LB ....2 satellite wins in 2009, 3 satellite wins in 2010 along with 4 2nd place finishes. 3 time Co-ed tourny winner, Top 32 at AC classic 2010 9th Place Finish at Breakers 5K and 2nd place in the AABP's 5k in Vegas 2010. 2011..5th place at WSOBP VI, CApt. and 2nd place on the Best of the West squad, 5th place in Mesquite 10k, 5th place at Vegas 10K, 5th place at WCC 5k ...Take back most of my performance at WSVII it was bad! But it wont ever happen again think Im proving it at every big tourny so far! Man my most of Fav Quote from AABP's Boston (in reference to his first Horchata experience) this may never change:
"It feels like I just blew the inventor of Cinnamon Toast Crunch"
Satellite Victories: Who Cares!?!?!?
WCC $5K(Carona): 3rd Place(Peter Rusch)
"Used to is the keyword" - Brandon
"Let me know when there's a Legend Tournament and I'll be there" - Luckey
2 sattys wins 2009,12 - 0 in prelims wsobp,39th place wsobp, chugging champion 2 years in a row now..Take Back: the one against blondies in the w.s. last year day 3! quote " Carlos Carlos..illegal" naming Tracys newborn baby!
4 satty wins 2009, 3 sattys 2010, placed 5th in the east vs west, 9th in the singles and 23rd in the WSOBP V.
Nate has yet to give us his updated profile. He is probabaly sitting on his couch playing video games but he has no time to do this!
"My shirts do too fit. My shorts do too"
Haven't traveled anywhere. Got 13th in the series. Game I would take back would be that entire series in wsobp 5 when I choked and let Fredo get in my head. Haven't been playing the way I should be but am going to get it back. Best I can do lol I mean I’m The Bird Man… 7 Sattys.. When Josh Bird’s in town you better bow down!!
My Name is Josh Bird and I’m BACK!! So all you little bitches better watch out! Brandon yeah that means you Nate, Luckey, Black Guys, I’m coming for you!!
Me and Sven WSOBP 7 We’re about to do this shit!!
"Wooop That Trick.. GET EM!!!"
1 satty win 2010 and only the best beer pong player ever. Still holds the record for 10 cups 16 seconds and in order! Youtube that shit!!!Haha..
"Hookers and Blow"
I was the start for competitive beer pong in AZ with founder of Fast Times Entertainment. 5 time Mancini's Bar Champion from 2007 to 2008. During the fall 2008 I traveled abroad to internationally introduce beer pong in Monterrey, Mexico. Returned in 2009 and won Satellite Code at Bobby Q's. Took 23rd in WSOBP V.
I am the original AZ Beer Pong Champion (AZBPC = Sven). It's always an experience when I play at maximum capacity of alcohol.
Good luck to you when we meet (unless your playing me).
No achievements yet.. Played in my first bp tourney at BOW.. I love the challenge and winning of course. And is guaranteed to be a great time and you never know what's gonna happen...I take back all the games I played wack when my partner was on fire. And when I trolled of course.. Super excited about playing in the world series for the first time..
"TJ: I hate this girl she always beats me. Me: you better just step your game up then!!"
Top 100 in last two world series.....multi satelite winner....3rd in east vs west last year....part of the best Team on the west coast Risky Mormon.
See you later or see you another time
Drunkest man in AC, drunkest man in AABP 5k vegas, Drunkest man in NM southwest bpong championships, too many drunkest man wins in AZ, drunkest man winnner overall in the country... enough said bring it on at the world series!! oh yea 3 satty wins this year!
You fuckin needed it!!
2011 2 satellite bid winner Taking down 2 players on the Top 25 list Such as Sonoma Joe, Byron Findley, Brandon Marx, Peter Rusch, Mark Pimitel...
You will see Lauren smoking through competitton and pissing the guys off while she make multiple straight shots. She is looking for a solid guy to play with at this years World Series taking down some team games and proving that females can play Pong!Favorite quote (about Carlos):
She sure is Harry
"Yankee Mike" Donnelly
Yankee” Mike Donnelly
3rd Place 10k So-Cal Open
T-17th at WSOBP 6
5th in Mesquite 10k
Often seen sporting flashy shirts, bright handbands and carrying a Bud light lime, Yankee Mike always knows how to have a good time. A Multi-Satellite winner with 3 wins in the last year and recent Big-Cash tourney Winner. Just pulled off another SAtty as team Legendary with Arnold Colella
I am extremely thankful for the group of people I now call my friends that I have met over the past 3 years. Though I may seem extremely intense, I carry nothing personally towards any opponent, but my internal drive to win is second to none.
2011 Quote“I make’ em when in it Fucking Counts.”
Arnold Colella aka Baby Legend
Three satty victories in 2011(At least Arnold's shirts fit and Two man Wolfpack and Legendary)
5th Blondies 10k (Boobs for LB)
5th WCC (Boobs for LB)
1st place at WCC Singles tourny
Won some weeklys. I feel like I can compete with some of the better AZ players, having only been playing since February. Cant wait for the world series.
Goals... of course win the world series.. haha! But I just want to win more then I lose and respected as a good player. I want to win some majors. I really want to win the WSOBP singles tourney! I just want to WIN EVERYTHING and have fun at the same time!!
Take back game. Losing to Shay in king of AZ,and Brandon and Peter at WCC!
Boobs For LB WSOBP 7
Wed nights at blondies you can catch Vance A. Dropping it on his nub.. Yes I said Dropping it on his nub!!
"Momma told you not to smoke with Byron and Sonoma.. hahahaha"
"wanna hugs" and or "Hey Vance... I don't like to point nubs!"
I won the 1st non bid winner singles satty this year. Other than that haven't accomplished much at the BP table. but at the bar table I'm a champion. Pretty sure I have the record for most consecutive highest bar tab's at Tilted Kilt/ Majerle's/ Whiskey River. Benny is an Up and Comer He has come a long way since he first popped on the scene.He likes to travel and Have some great times but him a Jack and Coke next time you see him!
Takeback game- at Majerle's where chris & Lauren shot perfect & almost double trolled Jimmy & Me.. I "miss-maked" my final shot to escape troll stardom. Jimmy wasn't so lucky!
"I don't always get it in.. But when I do I prefer to keep it Krunk!"
"Sweetheart of AZBP"
So far not many achievements....Captain of team Misfits 2011 multiple nightly tournament wins and many almosts lol my story so far is «good» but not good enough....i am very competitive so I HATE losing so that makes me strive to beat the best! My goal is to be a future top 25 player and win a major or two....favorite team names are Mitch slapped and Mitch and his bitch lol....favorite moment...shutting Brandon up in Majerle’s 1k lol love you Brandon!
"it's a ball in a cup...what other excuses are there?"
Tracy has not been around much this year. She traded Pong for responsible parenting jeez who does that! She can add 1st ever BOW Womens Championship squad to this!
AZ beer pong's up and coming female competitor. Took 5 in 2010 AZ beer pong's King of Az, taking down some of the well known pong regulars. She was one of the cordinator of Best of West 2010 and captain of AZ Misfits which took 4 overall. She has been too close to winning a satalite too many times to count. Tracy has a hard time finding a solid female partner that sticks around for the duration. Not many are pong at heart like this one! Currently Admin Assistant for Chris Gracia at Fast Times Entertainment! Watch out this one is someone to be recond with, she will be making her first apperance in Vegas this year to give those teams a run for there money!
Car rides with Clint and Chris... enough said!
WSOBP VI was my first huge tourny and did horrible...just look up Beer No Evil and see for yourself, but we will make a complete turn around and win some shit someday!! The only achievements I can think of at the top of my head is beating these players from the top 20 on ponglist: Zach Luckey (it was a bounce game but IDGAF), Arnold Colella (yeah baby legend loss to me a few times), Vance Anzaldua, Matt Stinson, Chris Gracia (shot my best game ever with this guy as a partner once 6/6 against Yankee Mike and Josh Bird), Benny Banta (only twice but one was a bounce game..this guy is the krunkest clutch player we got besides Jimmy!!), Josh Bird, Mitch Leighton and Brian Meyer...a lot of close losses, but there will be a day when everyone loses to me at least one time! When you do, don't cry...or sulk in a corner and be all emo... Take back game would have to be a loss in triple overtime at the Oklahoma satty or every game where I shot like a bag of dicks. Quote,
Nate Cunningham at the WCC, "Suck my fat little dick...wait it wasn't supposed to come out like that..."
28yrs yrs old been in az 6 yrs been playing bp little over a yr with Fast Times. best bouncer in the world
Take Back: every game I played with Brett as my partner lol!
Some guy: "a hole is a hole" me: "ya if only your the pusher"
3rd Place - 2009 10k SoCal Open. 5x Satellite Winner (2 AZ sattys) 10-2 Qualifying at WSOBP IV 11-1 Qualifying at WSOBP VI 17th Place - WSOBP VI 10-2 Qualifying 2010 Atlantic City Pong Championships 33rd Place - 2010 AC Pong Championships Countless Female Russian street vendors harassed - 2010 AC Pong Championships 3rd Place Team - 2011 BOTW Most people headbutted - 2011 BOTW Teams: Coke in this Guy's Room/Welcome to Heartbreak (Mike D) Feces Sandwich (Nick Burk) Beer of Choice: Bud Light Lime "Save the Puppies."
Bryant Morrison...still waiting for a photo!
Im on the right…
1 satellite win in 2010. Hopefully there is more to add in the future.
Hello, how bout that last cup? I guess thats why they call it Beer Pong...Ha ha. You guys may not know this but Asian Kim and White Kim considers themselves a bit of loners..They actually thought themeselves to be a one ho wolfpack....but ...When Asian Kim asked White Kim to be her partner she knew White Kim was just as crazy as she was and Kim2 was birthed. And their wolf pack grew by one. So there was just the two of us in our wolf pack all alone in Vegas playing for our first time in WSOBP IV not knowing a single person or team, then our wolf pack grew by the dozens...meeting new and crazy wolves from all over the country, and then we thought "wait a second, could this be the most fun we've ever had?" and now we know for sure, we added about 500+ guys to our wolfpack....the whole lot of us running around this concrete jungle together in Vegas with our matching velour jumpsuits and crazy costumes together in Las Vegas on the quest for that fat fake ass check and hookers and blow....obv.
We're the best 500+ friends that anyone could have, and we're the best 500+ friends that anyone could have, and we'll never ever ever ever leave each other.
See you in Vegas!!!
Has Not yet Given us a player profile yet!!!
Greatest Beer Pong Accomplishment: Your sister.
Alternate Greatest Beer Pong Accomplishment: Winning more money than I've lost overall in bp! Currently at +$17.00. Take back:Losing game 12 of pool play in the World Series to a guy/girl team WORSE than the Fringles girls! Sexy name drop, I know.
2011 1 Satellite win and Hockey Champion. Always a great time when Allen comes out but he is Semi Retired!
70% isn't good enough Brandon!
Member of Hawks Nest 96th WSOBP III, 65th WSOBP IV, 5th at East Coast vs West Coast 2009
Over $8,000 in winnings. Winner of 1 satellite, 2 Phoenix Big Cash Tournaments and 2 Sweet I Win tournaments
Member of Nate’s Shirts Don’t Fit 9th place WSOPB V
Winner of 4 Pongleague tournaments and 2 Phoenix Big Cash Tournaments
2nd place 1st King of the Cups
3 total satellite bids
Over $11,000 in Winnings
My favorite game we played was against No Brake Pads. We tied 1-1 and were closed out with 5 left. We ran the 5 to force OT. They made 1 and we ran all 3. They missed their first shot. They had 20 or so people yelling in our ear and after we ran all 3 in OT, the whole place could “EAT IT BITCH” from the Arizona crowd.
Game I wish I could take back would be game 1 against God Given. We didn’t understand the bracket and thought we were playing Doin Hella Much and we disappointed when we didn’t get to play them. We just needed to win the first to be in the top 8. We went cold and they got in our head a little. It happened to be our worst 3 games of the tournament back to back to back and we were out in 9th place. Quote fortunatley Adam is working very hard and will be a proud father soon so we couldn't get a quote!
Hands down, Justine is the #1 left handed female ponger in the state of Arizona. You can often hear her yelling "Sweet Tea" with one of her 3 consistent partners of Lauren Braley(We Heart Butt Sex), Tracy Harsha(We ACTUALLY do like it in the butt) and Melissa Lemaster(V on V). The creativity of her team names are often seen in the many different distractions that will catch any straight guy and even most gay men's eye. Consistency is her only flaw to date, but who cares about that because we all know defense wins championships!
oh oh oh.......It's......DIVINE!
I'll spread your butt cheeks for you!
WSOBP IV: 165th palce,WSOBP V: 65th place,2010 East vs. West: 3rd place,4 WSOBP Satellites,1 WPT Satellite
Team: Risky Mormon ...2009 King of AZ, Drunkest Guy in AZ
Game(s) I want back:1. Game against "Game over boys" in the east vs. west coast tournament to go to the championship 2. Game 2 in the series against "McCalister" on day 3 of WSOBP V, Pisses me off every time I think about it
Kyle is Also Semi retired but when we see him its always like we hope he is back for good!
The best feeling is when you don't care about the person or team you're playing against, but when you compete against your teammate. That's right Brandon Marx I'm talking about you and how I shot 5 for 5 with you! She is also Brandons #1 fan!Take back: would be when i trolled on a 8 on 8 team
I would lick her ass...she probably shits sherbert
I guess my achievement is gettin my name heard of in the Bpong scene. Take back: is the game I trolled at the Satty
"Damn you just got beat so bad, you won't be able to look your parents in the eyes ever again" and "Burgers for the Boys!"
Most AZ Satellite Tournaments Not Attended, 2 time defending champ of "Hottest Partner in AZ" in a COED Tournament, Most Beers Consumed During a Fast Times Entertainment Employee Meeting.Take back: I really wish I could take back that game of gay chicken I challenged Chris too... his beard is itchy :/
i guess leave this part blank until the next time i say something quote worthy... unless you can think of something
Favorite drink.. Bloody marys all day! Morning or night I dont care! lol....Favorite shot: Pink Pussys! Num numm! Accomplishment =Zero! Would like to add in that I am getting a lot better than day one when we first started coming out exactly a year ago today! But i am proud to say that I have beaten a lot of really good players sooo Whats up! Thats a huge accomplishment in my mind! My avorite saying for sure is
"THAT JUST HAPPENED!" or "Suck it" ((With elepant dick motion!
2010 Out of last 4 Fast Times satty tournaments 3 visits to the final table 1 win woop woop!!! 2010 trip to AC Classic 3-9 in prelims ( it was our 1st big tourny)
2011- 2 back to back satty wins and Part of Team Pursuit Of Perfection who ranked T-16th in WS VII
Take back: The game Chris trolled at sandbar lol or me and Chris losing to Brian and Harry after going 6-0 in prelims.
c2w Cheat To Win
A part of team "Pursuit Of Perfection" 1 satty win in 2010 and 1 satty win so far for 2011.. 17th place at the WSOBP 6 with Solomon Hall (Pursuit Of Perfection) 3rd place at the WSOBP 6 Co-Ed tourney with Courtney Olsen (My Stupid Hat) Went from a 3-9 record in the 2010 AC Championship to a 10-2 record with a +35 cup differential 6 months later at the WSOBP 6.. Was Capt of the AZ east squad team (AZ B(east) mode) at the 2011 Best of the West tourney.. 5th place in the BOW 2k tourney.. Take back game would have to be our final game at the WSOBP 6 against Cali Swagger to advance to the final 16.. They closed us out with 2 cups left to rebuttal.. I went to hit the 2 rack and as i shot our opponent slipped and practically knocked over the table to give us a free rebuttal forcing OT.. We had all the momentum after that and we still failed to win the game..
Quote "You cant run 3 if you dont hit 1!!"
Haven't really won shit in beer pong. Placed 3rd and 4th in a couple satellites but most satellites I can't even remember. Have lost more money than won. I suck at this game but all you mother fuckers just wait until the world series, trust falls will be ramped! I club baby tigers for the pure enjoyment of making a kick ass tiger shirt that is made by the hair of tigers that are clubbed. Next will be the beer pong shirt after I'm done beating all your sorry asses in the world series. Any game that I play Brandon is a game I would like to forget.
Courtney and Vina
Once upon a time there was a couple of haters. One, a white gal named Courtney and and a chinaman named Vina, they always heard a couple of girls(Kim2) talking about this crazy game called beer pong and proceeded to doubt their awesomeness. One fine satellite day they decided to accompany the two girls to the local bar and watch them play. They saw the glitz, glamour, sweat, tears, competition and fun in the game, they were in awe. The next satellite they decided to prick and touch their fingers together to form a blood pact. White on Rice was finally legit. Their journey together led them to many satellites and eventually took them to the Vegas 5K where they made it to the second day(Woo Hoo!) They enjoy long bike rides through the unruly streets of Tempe, AZ... whilst sippin on sizzurp and making it rain on ho's.
Brandon Gray...no pic at this Time looks like we will have to have another photo night this week at Whiskey River!
So officially I have only won one weekly event with my boy B. Banta at Marlejes ! Team " All She Wrote" Still goin HAM on the beer pong scene.. I have not accomplished shit probably most famous for sharing the same first name as Brandon Marx! Probably the most hood person on the beer pong scene (Soloman and Arnold sorry) Im Co-Founder of the "Grunt Squad" even though that may not be known from all the cheddar being shredded by a few nameless people!(You know who you are!) Glad my boy Chris and Fast time entertainment organizing this bp shit and taking AZ to the top! I will probably never amount to shit In this beer pong scene but love the game! "All day BGray"
Take back game- every game I've ever played except when i trashed Matt Stinson at whiskey river!
"Grunt Squad Hoe Getting Dirtbag Wasted!"
one of the few thats been around since the beginning..... the funny guy that likes to make everyone laugh and have a good time.
took 3rd in king of AZ in 2009 and always places up high but never reaches the top
looking foward to his first wsobp appearence this year with his partner shay foose.