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1st 1 on 1 tourny JULY 4TH

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Posted in Main 1 year, 3 months ago at 1:46 pm.

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  1. adam

    holler….i will be taking this down…

  2. Hawksnest = Gay Jun 11th 2009
    Hawksnest = Gay

    what the fuck is the so cal open?

  3. Chris

    go to Socalbeerpong.com.. it will explain it all it basically is entry to this larger turn out.. depending on the turnout we hope to pay out the top 5 with cash and what not! call me and i can explain more the socal open is a $10,000 prize and 2 days in a hotel

  4. Hawksnest = Gay Jun 13th 2009
    Hawksnest = Gay

    i hate so cal…really i just hate the lakers….so i guess so cal is ok.

  5. richard Jun 13th 2009
    richard

    hey is the guy in the strip shirt the one that always carries his teamate in all the satellites?

  6. Lanie

    I think itd be pretty cool to have a QUEEN of AZ, ahhh wishful thinking…I’ll still beat more than half of the boys that show, at least Josh will win it, maybe he will share some of that money with his honey!!!

  7. Kyle

    Whoa whoa whoa Richard you’re gettin a little carried away there tone it down a bit

  8. Hawksnest = Gay Jun 14th 2009
    Hawksnest = Gay

    lanie everyone knows josh’s game has slipped a lot. no way he’s gonna win. sorry to break it to you.

  9. Kyle

    Ok so I’m going to give a very vague prediction and in alphabetical order because anyone of these guys could win…

    Adam
    Brandon
    Chris
    Josh
    Kyle
    Luckey
    Matt
    Nate
    …If you’re not on this list don’t cry about it and just prove me wrong

  10. Chris

    that was funny Richard!!! Lanie if you win this fuck it i will call you king queen or whatever! and i agree with elloitt on the Josh part! lol he hasnt shown for the big ones yet! and Thanks kyle i made the top 8 because of alphebetical order! I will have to work on a formula so im not running around and concentrate on my games!

    top players (in no order just thinking)
    lucky (if he doesnt drink) lol
    Adam
    CNT
    Kyle
    Kylie (lol) had to pick a girl and the kims are taking a small break!

    Predictions Nate goes down early and is pissed off about it! Matt rips another Shirt and Celio takes out a bunch of good players. Tucson guys get drunk as hell and try to get Adam and Kyle as drunk as they are! lol sound about right?

  11. Kyle

    Chris I think you nailed that one perfectly haha

  12. adam

    doubtful that AJ will be playing but if he does, he slides to number 3 and everyone else slides down one…

    1. adam
    2. kyle
    3. chris (cnt)
    4. matt
    5. allen
    6. nate
    7. luckey
    8. josh
    9. chris (gtbtm)
    10. kylie
    11. dre
    12. celio
    13. brandon
    14. lanie
    15. shay
    16. pizzi

    i know there are some good players that i forgot…if natasha plays…she automatically slides into the #16 spot

  13. Natasha Jun 20th 2009
    Natasha

    Awww….Adam, I love you and your vote of confidence! I am soooo happy with 16!!
    The only small complaint I have is that at Whiskey River this week- I beat Shay 1-on-1 so maybe his #15 is not fitting. Just throwing that out there….I also only lost by 2 cups to Lucky.

  14. Nate

    whoa whoa whoa why am i so low on chances of winning this thing…i believe i can do it! the only ppl im really worried about are my top 5 in no particular order
    adam
    josh
    kyle
    luckey
    and then of course myself…but cant really be worried about myself
    and chris about me losing early and getting pissed…not gonna happen buddy haha i hope i play you first game now…although ill give it to ya you played very good with adam tonight

  15. Nate

    oh and another person that might worry about is normand…he never really shows it but that kid plays against me all the time and can beat me like 6 outta 10…so i wouldnt count him out

  16. Hawksnest = Gay Jun 22nd 2009
    Hawksnest = Gay

    i think it’s obvious that i’m gonna win this one. haha. so fuck all you guys. it’s gonna be me, kim, kim, and natasha in no particular order. that’s the top 4. why not 5? cause who cares about the person that gets 5th….unless i get 5th in this.

  17. Natasha Jun 22nd 2009
    Natasha

    I like my odds in that!!

  18. Shay

    What a minute Natasha. I played that game left handed so let’s not go spreading the word that you really beat me haha. And no offense to Lanie but she is not beating me one on one so I would like to move up a few spots on your list Adam. I’m picking Adam or Kyle to win the singles tourney.

  19. Natasha Jun 22nd 2009
    Natasha

    Shay, that is just a small detail…not even worth mentioning. A win is a win…ask anyone.

  20. Strider Jun 23rd 2009
    Strider

    lol wow you guys are lame i didnt make a single list? everyone knows nate is going to lose early to me cuz he plays like dick every time he plays against me and then he wont recover cuz he will get mad. pizzi will lose since i wont be buying him beer or be there to carry it when he goes cold and shay will be too distracted by my manliness to even remeber where the cups are lol

  21. Natasha Jun 23rd 2009
    Natasha

    Awww….yeah, that must hurt…esp considering I am on 2 top lists (sorta) and you are on none. Ha!

  22. Chris

    Anyone that can get in Nates head is golden…lol! and i agree Jared you got all of them nailed so its just Adam, Kyle and Lucky people seem to be worried about….? someone is gonna surprise and take out some players! Just say Andrea to Adam it might mess him up. with Kyle hmmm…. tuffy and with Lucky just keep buying him drinks!

  23. Shay

    Ok I’ll remember that Natasha, no more left handed games against you haha.

  24. adam

    shay…i would have to agree…i’ll make a final prediction on the 2nd or 3rd…even though it is teams saturday…we’ll find out who the players are…

  25. adam

    also, if andrea comes within 6 in a live tournament, i’ll quit. i’ll put the spread at 6.5 and i’ll take the over…i would make a point to not miss against her.

  26. Chris

    you guys better start spreading the word on this! I am looking forward to taking it against a bigger turn out?

  27. Nate

    ppl ppl ppl what is wrong with you know im a good player…anddd i will win this!

  28. Strider Jun 25th 2009
    Strider

    nate you cant be the only one saying your good… thats just lame

  29. Chris

    IIIIIII agreee! I think until you get in into your head to know your skill and be humble about it and start praising others you will never win a big one! lol.. food for thought!

  30. Natasha Jun 26th 2009
    Natasha

    That is very true Nate…it’s good to expect a win and all that but you need to be more humble about your game and realize other people are really good as well.

  31. Nate

    yea yea i know and whats with all the humble stuff?!? i am humble! and i know other ppl out there are really good…whats with all the lectures though i just act like i do because it psyches myself up and allows me to play the way i do…thats all

  32. Nate

    annnnd who the hell is strider?!?!?

  33. Chris

    hahaha..you dont know who strider is….lol keep wondering! lol

  34. Strider Jun 27th 2009
    Strider

    im your worst nightmare bitch!

  35. adam

    new rankings for saturday.

    1. luckey
    2. adam
    3. kyle
    4. matt
    5. chris (cnt)
    6. josh
    7. nate
    8. shay
    9. pizzi
    10. allen

    from what i saw, luckey was the best player saturday. brian was a good compliment but fucking luckey…you ever missed 2 shots in a row? can’t wait for saturday boys…and the new fast times ladies…

  36. Kyle

    Adam i would have to say thats a pretty fair prediction and i prolly wouldnt make any changes except im not sure if Matts playing in this one. And yes congrats again to Luckey and Brian you guys definitely played the best and deserved it.

  37. Chris

    you gotta through ina few randoms! lol yes these are the top 10 players that play with us all week long but someone has to upset!… nahhh fuck that! lol

  38. Shay

    I’ll def take 8th over the 15th you previously gave me. My goal is top 10 on Saturday.

  39. Hawksnest = Gay Jun 30th 2009
    Hawksnest = Gay

    can i get teammate for this one? that way if i lose really bad i can just blame them. is that possible chris? can you pull some strings?

  40. Chris

    no sirrrrr.. I think one of you are gonna step up! start practicing …lol

    I just hope some one form AZ takes this down!

  41. Kyle

    Chris I think it’s a pretty safe bet to say an Az player will win this.

  42. Kyle

    So I just got the first bpong injury that actually might keep me out of this tourney, I pinched my finger in the table and took a chunck out of my shooting finger and it looked like a crime scene there was so much blood, so I really hope I can make this singles tourney

  43. Natasha Jul 1st 2009
    Natasha

    OMG!!
    See Adam…Chris isn’t the only one that gets a beer pong injury! His just required weeks of medical treatment.

    Chris just yelled from the other end of the house “tell him it’s a likely excuse for him not winning!”

  44. Richard Jul 2nd 2009
    Richard

    there are fast times ladies?!?!?!?! i want one :) so there will be more vagina at this tourney other than aj?

  45. Chris Jul 2nd 2009
    Chris

    hahaha

  46. B-Meezey Jul 2nd 2009
    B-Meezey

    oh whatever you guys are all full of crap and all suck those top 10 list make me laugh hahahahahaha

  47. Chris Jul 2nd 2009
    Natasha

    ok my predictions.. top 10
    Luckey (seems to be dominate someone get him a drink)
    Kyle (if that finger heals)
    Random (someone is gonna surprise us)
    CNT (well if i can play with out interference)
    Adam (taken out by lucky to get in)
    Normand (is goin to surprise and bounce into this spot)
    Elliott ( is gonna step the fuck up)
    Brian (is gonna lose to Normand in a game of bounces)
    Random (someone else to Surprise us)
    Shay (is gonna have to play lucky then Adam)
    Nate ( will have way to much confidence…lol)
    Sven ( is gonna be tryin to sell energy drinks but will be so drunk by this point he won’t be able to make a cup… EFUSJON)

    ok top 13 and this is how its gonna go down
    Lol hope you guys enjoy!!!!

  48. Hawksnest = Gay Jul 2nd 2009
    Hawksnest = Gay

    woo! i finally made a top ten! yay!

  49. B-Meezey Jul 2nd 2009
    B-Meezey

    first of all no one in the state of arizona will beat me in a bouncing match once normand learns how to bounce last cup he might have a chance hahaha

  50. Hawksnest = Gay Jul 2nd 2009
    Hawksnest = Gay

    bouncing = fag

  51. Sven

    Chris, your the man! Your predictions serve merit, but I believe you forget to tell everyone about your recent loss to me one v one on Tuesday. Also, I will be at whiskey tonight and I am gonna laugh as I finally show up and take a tourney seriously and not talking about eFusjon! lol It does pay my entries though so I can’t complain. Some knew my previous circumstance that disabled my performance this past satellite. However, no one was beating famous. Congrats gentlemen!!!

  52. Natasha Jul 2nd 2009
    Natasha

    Sorry Sven, it seems to me like your long break away from pong really hurt your game. I would love to be proved wrong though….

  53. Sven

    We shall see, but yes the competition has become stiff.

  54. phoenix Jul 2nd 2009
    phoenix

    hahah i am not on here anywere! i’ll surprise you all. just watch!

  55. nate

    hahaha so you are actually going normand?? but chris i dont agree with your predictions at all…12th??? really?

  56. phoenix Jul 2nd 2009
    phoenix

    u’ll see. after this tourney i’ll be all over the predictions.’ill be more of a threat. haha

  57. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    Adam you are the shit, I hope to live up to your standards on Saturday..and Shay I definitely can beat you one on one as I’ve beaten quite a few great players one on one, and I plan to bring my A game. Chris..you didn’t even place Josh in your top 10, lol your crazy!!! See u boys Saturday!

  58. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    This post is from Josh and I…first off I think a lot of you guys are forgetting to mention some really good players you always carry their team and maybe surprise you all in a singles tourny. Second everyone is right to have Luckey at the top of their list, he is the one to beat (drunk or not). So with that said here goes our top 10..
    1)Luckey (Zach)
    2)Josh
    3)Kyle
    4)Adam
    5)Jared
    6)Nate
    7)Allen
    8)Jerry
    9)Matt (if he plays) otherwise Brian
    10)Lanie (sorry I had to lol)
    128) Chris : )

  59. richard Jul 3rd 2009
    richard

    adam sucks without aj, there is no way he will be in the top 10

  60. Chris Jul 3rd 2009
    Natasha

    well I left out Josh because of the presure but im sure he will do well! but 128? your crazy! I did forget Allen and Jared but I did put in Randoms! and Phoenix you are on my list fucker!!! and NAte it says how you will get beat man you just hit the wwalls at the wronnnnnnng time!!

    and yes Adam does suck with out AJ…lol

    anyone here form the Fast Times Ladies yet?

  61. Sven

    I just hope we get enough people and there will be NO buybacks. If their is buybacks, KYLE wins hands DOWN!!!! Otherwise, if the ace from Colorado shows up. My bet goes to him. Only me and Chris really know who that is!! Odds are he won’t be though so don’t worry!

  62. josh

    lol sorry chris u know i put in in the top ten!! and i forgot sven he should be in there aswell !!

  63. phoenix Jul 3rd 2009
    phoenix

    Where I am I on your list?, and be nice about it Haha.

  64. B-Meezey Jul 3rd 2009
    B-Meezey

    Dear Mr. toilet I’m the shit got all you faggots hating because my toilet papers thick
    anyways i still have not seen one good list yet and i’ve decided that i will not be playing in this one because i am never playing again good bye all

  65. Chris

    sorry it said Natasha but it was me Normand you are like #6 on my list…

    B Meezy your a Liar And I dont seem to see a list from you?

  66. Chris

    I still think no Buyback Lucky could win … he doesnt seem to buy back much and im pretty sure he threw that game against James!

  67. B-Meezey Jul 3rd 2009
    B-Meezey

    okay ladies fags here is the most accurate list there is

    1.Brian
    2.Luckey
    3.josh
    4.kyle
    5.sven
    6.lanie
    7.southern discomfort kid
    8.tom delonge
    9.jared
    10.MJ

  68. Chris

    wow! Ummm which MJ are you speackin of? thats the worst list I have seen so far!!! Anyone else agree? way to put yourself #1

  69. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    Woohoo Numero Seis…I’m moving up thanks Brian!! I don’t think any randoms will make it to the top 5, unless you call the Stoner Brothers randoms, cuz they are some lucky bastards!

  70. Chris

    IDK 2 tourneys in a row they have stepped up!!! They have no fear against any of us or maybe they do and it makes them play better!! we also got the guys from Vegas coming down also!!

  71. Shay

    Holy shit Brian that is a bad list. With that being said here is the best one.

    1 – Zach
    2 – Kyle
    3 – Adam
    4 – Josh
    5 – Sven
    6 – CNT
    7 – Nate
    8 – Matt
    9 – Shay
    10 – Brian

  72. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    I think Brian is referring to Michael Jackson when he says MJ…lmao

  73. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    Shay I’d say you have the right names but all out of order…and I can’t wait to see everyones faces when I place top ten, or just shy of it. Keep underestimating me, makes me play better : )

  74. Chris

    wow Sven trying to make a comeback!.. (on everyones list)

  75. Kyle

    Ok I’m gonna be honest here…I wanna win this thing and all but my main and only goal tomorrow is to win the real competition…Drunkest Guy in AZ, so that may drop me down in some predictions, or quite possibly move me up cuz like I’ve always said I’m better when I’m drunk.

  76. Kyle

    And I would say that Shay’s list is pretty good

  77. Shay

    Thanks Kyle, my goal is just to place top 10 and Lanie I’ll take a bet on you not placing top 10 anytime you want.

  78. Chris

    I love that competition!!!

  79. B-Meezey Jul 3rd 2009
    B-Meezey

    shay get over yourself your not better then me and never will be hit the cages then come see me hahahaha and by mj i meant michale jordan hes making a comeback to the nba and starting out with beer pong to get his shot back

  80. Shay

    Hey I’m not the one that put myself first on my own rankings ha. You know Zach is better than you.

  81. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    Shay why are you dirty doggin? Must I remind you I’ve beaten at least half of everyones top ten…one on one? I hope I take you out…

  82. Shay

    I’m not hatin at all. Just stating facts. You said you would be close to top 10 and I just don’t think that’s gonna happen. Just being honest.

  83. Shay

    And I didn’t say you couldn’t beat any of those guys but the chances are slim. Anyone can beat anyone once.

  84. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    Ok we will see then, stranger things have happened, place your bets against me. Josh did have a good idea, if there was a way we could do this like March Madness, where the top players get top seed…itd would make for some awesome final game, instead of randomly drawing and having Josh and Zach play each other first round, or Adam and Kyle.

  85. Chris

    unfortuneatly not because there was no competiton to get the seeding placed… but its a great idea for next year!!! maybe keep records of wins and losses for singles competitions for 2 months! the better records get better seedings but where would thaqt put 1st timers.. they would never come back!!!! problem with that!

  86. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    Hey I was a first time once too, I didn’t win my first tourny, remember how many times Sam and I came out before we actually had skill, people will still come out, if they don’t its cuz their scared…

  87. Chris

    6 months and yea we dont want to scare them off…lol

  88. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    Dedication chris its what its all about

  89. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    Dedication chris its what its all about….well and cheap booze

  90. adam

    predictions for the real tournament* tomorrrow…

    1. kyle
    2. adam
    3. richard
    4. no one cares

    *drunkest mother fucker in arizona

  91. Chris

    Yay!! I am so glad you are going for the real competition!! That really is my favorite one and the fact that I judge it makes it better. Wednesday it totally went to Brett of the Vagooter Killaz…you cannot argue that. Esp if you were out in the parking lot at 2:15 watching him run around without a shirt on…too funny.

    I look forward to crowning a new “Drunkest Guy In AZ” on Saturday…good luck to you all.

  92. Natasha Jul 3rd 2009
    Natasha

    Adam–Is Richard coming?? I thought they had a store meeting and he would be up for the satellite on the 25th.
    Or are you predicting he will get shit faced drunk enough down in Tucson to be part of the running??

    You do remember though that Fugaga is coming down for this one…right??

  93. Shay

    The only way you can do seeding like that is to set up something private possibly where we have a certain number of people that are in the tournament. We keep records for those people for a certain amount of time then have that tournament after the time frame is over. It would have to be a private thing.

  94. Kyle

    Brett was so wasted haha that was awesome…he put that condom on the table, classic!

  95. Sven

    I think the seedings would be a legit idea for not only singles but doubles. Obviously for those who commit and attend regularly will be rewarded (if they win of coarse but for those who don’t we enjoy your company). Anyway, I like the idea and its merely a matter of tracking wins and losses and data processing, but that’s Chris’s decision. With the approach of making this more legit (making seeding’s getting company sponsorship and what not) it would arouse more attention and possibly more commitment from prospective players to be honest. Newcomers, just as Rookies in any sport need to prove themselves. When I first started, I don’t think anyone stood a chance against me in beer pong. I honestly felt like the team “famous”. When I left for Mexico for six months, YALL BECAME BAD ASS BEER PONG players. Props to you and now its very difficult to get a piece of the prize. I like the competition and hope this grows to what we all know it can be. I’ll post my rankings shortly.

  96. Sven

    I am only doing a top six. Ten just got way too crazy. I am sure I am still way off, but my number one spot is that because I have seen some guys from out state during last year’s 128 team doubles tourney that were top notch.

    1. Who the fuck is this guy!
    2. Kyle ( because we did not get 128 and he bought back in which gave him time to get waisted and yell Let’s go!!! All rights reserved to Sven and we all know why!!! hahaha)
    3. Lucky
    4. Adam (if he keeps his cool and plays to his potential)
    5. Josh
    6. Sven (im in a slump but I feel good about tomorrow)

  97. Lanie Jul 3rd 2009
    Lanie

    Shay I don’t think it would need to be a private thing, I agree with sven the people who are loyal and determined will make sure they come out and rank at a high enough seed. Those who don’t, will either catch on, be part of a huge upset, or just come out for the good time and cheap booze.

  98. Shay

    Ya that could work too. I just said the private thing so we could have a true seeding without newcomers feeling like they got the shaft. Only problem with that is if people show up EVERY time and never finish first but consistently decent would be ahead of people that don’t show up quite as much and finish first sometimes. You would have to come up with a system that rewards quality of play instead of quantity.

  99. Chris Jul 3rd 2009
    Natasha

    Well, guess we are starting an actual league and thats what I have been hoping to do!

  100. Lucky Jul 4th 2009
    Lucky

    My Top 3
    1.Chris
    2. shalyn
    3. The chick from whiskey with the crazy voice

  101. Hawksnest = Gay Jul 4th 2009
    Hawksnest = Gay

    wow so i was gonna read sven’s post but then i realized it was a novel and honestly who reads these days? i have to work after this tournament so i can’t drink much. so i dont think i’m gonna get 6th chris, sorry to let you down.

  102. phoenix Jul 4th 2009
    phoenix

    hahaha what about me> o wait i dont come out enough to be considerd a threat haha.

  103. Chris

    what is that the top 3 of?

  104. Shay

    Top 3 blondes maybe???

  105. Shay

    If you dyed your hair

  106. Chris

    nope not doin it!!!

  107. B-Meezey Jul 4th 2009
    B-Meezey

    I am drunk

  108. Shay

    Haha. Early start.

  109. Richard Jul 4th 2009
    Richard

    im stuck at work, but im gonna have to drunk dial adam or chris tonight so we can guage the drunkest :)

  110. adam

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…………………………………congrats lucky….and for getting lucky the first 4 shots the first game….

  111. Natasha Jul 4th 2009
    Natasha

    Sorry Richard…the title was easily won by Kyle tonight. Nobody is going to argue with that but I do encourage you to get really drunk anyways!

    Notable attempts: Adam, B-Meezey, Brandon, and Justin (Kaotik).

  112. adam

    you going to post results?

  113. pizzi Jul 5th 2009
    pizzi

    hahahahah i was in 2 predictions and took third without buying back in i think most of u r jus kinda pissed cuz the funny annoying guy can whoop ur ass in beerpong dnt get mad guys man up and admit u aint nothing on me lol some of u put SVEN over me ur all fools lol

  114. Chris

    Nahhh…don’t think so. No time to do it today and need the boards for tonight…unless people REALLY REALLY want them…..??

  115. Richard Jul 5th 2009
    Richard

    lame, chris you told me natasha posted them last night

  116. Kyle

    I don’t wanna see how bad I did

  117. Shay

    Post em!

  118. Chris

    she posted the drunkest is AZ results!!! lol shay your looking to be the only one who wants to see!!! you made #5 so your all good!

  119. Shay

    I know what I was I just wanted to see peoples records

  120. Hawksnest = Gay Jul 6th 2009
    Hawksnest = Gay

    yeah where they at chris? i wanna see the stats too!

  121. Natasha Jul 6th 2009
    Natasha

    Sorry boys….

  122. Strider Jul 6th 2009
    Strider

    chris stop being a lazy ass atleast post the top 20 or something…

  123. Strider Jul 6th 2009
    Strider

    and where the hell do i find the video from the tournament aka kyles drunk montage??

  124. Kyle

    Its on the fast times myspace, Strider theres a part where i was doing that stupid shit and it was makin you laugh it was fuckin hilarious…i wish i could remember it

  125. Chris Jul 7th 2009
    Chris

    Did Nate figure out who Strider was yet?

  126. nate

    yes i did awhile ago…haha but hey at least post top 20 i know i got 6th but normand wants to know what place he got…i think he got 9th

  127. Kyle

    I’m guessing the boards are erased already so it’s almost impossible to post the top 20.

  128. Chris

    Yes it would be impossible … lets start talking on the #5 thread!!! lol


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